This Badboy needs a new master. The only white one on island so don’t expect to be incognito. Can’t confirm nor deny it hasn’t caused any accident from other drivers being mesmerized when you roll up. If you’ve seen this Badboy around, then you know what I’m talking about.
Selling for $64,997 (OBO) because it’s less than $65,000 (I never understood that market strategy). Yes, it’s a little above blue book. BUT the fact is, local dealership CAN NOT special order one even if you wanted one. Trust me I even begged on one knee. So, throw in the airfare, rental car, hotel, food, shipping cost, GovGuam Rape Tax (GRT), and vacation time away from work to personally pickup and ship this Corvette, then you know IT’S A STEAL! (No, I didn’t say its stolen!)
THE LOW DOWN:
• Its shit hot white with red brake calipers.... freakin’ awesome.
Red and black interior combo only available in the 3LT package... cuz red is the new black.
• No tint... YES! It’s me behind the wheel.... now this is what I look like from behind. Remember it’s still 35 MPH on Route 1.
• T-Top... so you can let your hair loose... and YES! It’s still me behind the wheel in case you weren’t sure.
• Only 3,060 miles for a 2016... it’s a weekend car. Still being driven cuz I like to show off.
• 495 Horsepower... that’s Four Hundred Ninety-Five of RAW stock power.... be sure to invest in a neck brace.
• Paddle Shifter... who has time to shift anymore.
• Economy Mode.... V8 to V4 gas saver. Shhhh... they don’t know it drinks from a small straw when cruising.
• Exhaust Sound Management.... sneak up on all those Mustangs and Chargers that everyone has. “Look at me. I have round headlights that I paid $500 so it can change colors.”
• Front & Rear parking cameras.... who really wants to be kissing curbs. Save your lips for someone else.
• Front camera audio & video recording.... cause it never happened if you can’t prove it.
• Bose sound system.... OMG! If you’re a Bose lover like myself, then you know the quality you’re getting.
• HUD (Heads Up Display) ... You get nowhere looking down in life.
• In-Seat A/C... cuz you’re that hot.
• Auto Start... let everyone think it’s possessed.
• Lots of trunk space... “Honey, where’s the grocery list?” It’s a convincing argument.
• Serviced locally at AK at 1,550 miles... 2 more FREE service remaining... cuz everyone wants a little something for free.
• 2 years of factory warranty left.... who doesn’t want peace of mind.
• 100% AMERICAN MADE!! For all you patriots out there.
• Not Gold Digger Proof. “Babe, it wasn’t me. The car did it.” will only work one time. Does not hide Chakmak. They want to be seen too.
• 2nd owner so I can’t know everything. Do your due diligence. I can only answer what I do know.
• VIN: 1G1YF2D72G5117475. Use for your research and to get full detail of what’s included. How much, how fast, and mileage was all I was interested in at time of purchase.
• 3LT package includes On-Star service BUT Guam is on another planet so I can’t show you how it works. Your Pare Google who graduated from YTU (YouTube University) knows more about it.
• No matter how far you park, there’s ALWAYS that bastard that wants to park next to you. Park at your own risk.
• Serious Money Only! If the bank said NO, then you have other dreams to complete first.
• If you’re paying CASH, you just became my new best friend. I’ll only take $50’s & $100’s Federal Reserve Notes. $1s, $2s, $5s, $10s, $20s, and Pesos makes me look like a drug dealer. I don’t want a visit from the Mandaña Task Force.
• I WILL NOT meet you so you can take a selfie.
The only question you should be asking yourself now is, “WHY am I selling?” Because I can’t be incognito!
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